they know the myths, the curling legends. and so when odd things start to happen (when one makes the table shake its contents off and another looks down to see her hands stained with light) they know what they’re dealing with. and what’s more, they know where the answers lie.
whoever holds this hammer
if she be worthy
shall posses the power of thor
the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life